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Post by Fox™©® on Feb 18, 2010 17:28:01 GMT
you've not even peeled it , what preparation?
Hhahahahaha Shads the n00b cook
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Post by GrannyOwnz on Feb 18, 2010 20:05:45 GMT
LEARN 2 COOK at least make an omlette ill teach you  |
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Post by Raven on Feb 18, 2010 20:13:26 GMT
i r Hungry  |
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Post by Shadow on Feb 19, 2010 1:41:41 GMT
i r able to create eggs from omlette?
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Post by Shadow on Feb 20, 2010 0:38:12 GMT
todays lunch chicken and stuffing sarnie  just got back from a resteraunt with the missus as well but since im not weird i didnt randomly get my phone out to take pics. so i had.. prawn thingytail bbq ribs/chips/some nuts salad ice cream (never too old for some ice cream) |
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Post by Shadow on Feb 22, 2010 21:32:41 GMT
pork pie + ham underneath, go ahead and drool.  |
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Post by Fox™©® on Feb 23, 2010 8:46:30 GMT
Preferred the chicken and stuffing sandwich But the pork pie roxs  |
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Post by Shadow on Feb 23, 2010 16:43:58 GMT
d**n straight, had pasta with chiken crap in today but no pics since i has been out in the homo snow
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Post by Shadow on Nov 3, 2013 22:59:48 GMT
After three years the best thread to ever be on the internet is resurrected! Behold! The food I have been eating! A pancake I made. One of the few things that I have actually done myself that didn't turn out as a smoldering pile of ashes  Nuts that I had no part in cultivating but had a major hand in their consumption.  Strawberries that LEGIT grew in my garden. I didn't die from poisoning myself either. GG me.  Ice cream cus nobody loves me and I needed a kiss. Foreveralone.jpeg  Yet more of my culinary skills, this time cooking noodles that took all of 5 minutes and some water. Dat skill.  A milkshake in my man mug. Made this too surprisingly which explains why half the chocolate powder is still floating about at the top.  Finally, my cat came in one day and decided to jump up on the side and steal the chicken I was going to put in a sammich. Since I'm a nice chap I let him have it and even put it on a plate for him. He then derps and makes a mess all over the floor. Yum, chicken floor juices.  |
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Post by Storm on Nov 3, 2013 23:02:49 GMT
That's no proper way to make pancakes!
Otherwise Gordon Ramsay would be proud, fam. And you still owe me that cheesy football!
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Post by Shadow on Nov 3, 2013 23:05:36 GMT
Mad cus cant make pancakes. Cheesy footballs are bad for you so I ate them all, you're welcome.
Shad, providing a service to the community since 1995.
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Post by Storm on Nov 3, 2013 23:07:26 GMT
My pancakes are the best.  And I thought you said you weren't obese... liar liar pants on fire! |
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Post by Shadow on Nov 3, 2013 23:12:10 GMT
Pics or it didnt happen. You have until 05/11/13 to produce a photo/photos of your pancake skills or Guy Fawkes is better at pancakes than you. Also, how does eating all this magnificent HEALTHY food make me obese?
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Post by Storm on Nov 3, 2013 23:15:25 GMT
Guy Fawkes is the MAN! And you need to give me more time, I can do it over the weekend.  Well, you clearly stated you ate only 5 footballs because you're not obese, and therefore have some left for me. Now you turn the tables and say you ate them all. Obese! You will go to hell for gluttony. |
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Post by Shadow on Nov 3, 2013 23:22:33 GMT
You have until this coming Saturday then, entry closes at 8pm UK time. I look forward to seeing you fail this test of a true chefs skills.
I did only eat 5... Then I ate the rest after I made that statement. All I've had to eat today is Weetos and an apple so I'm allowed to eat a whole load of cheesy footballs. Don't hate.
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Post by Storm on Nov 3, 2013 23:24:43 GMT
Excuses excuses, you disappoint me fam.  |
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Post by Darth_Maul on Nov 4, 2013 15:01:15 GMT
You should rename this thread to Shadows kitchen nightmares.
Im glad to see that your cooking has evolved over the three years from eating cold meat to boiling ramen in a nuke.
I'm proud of you Shadow.
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Post by Shadow on Nov 4, 2013 15:42:25 GMT
But the things I produce in the kitchen are elegant and don't even closely resemble someones nightmare. I think you're just jelly tbh Darth...
I am grateful you have noticed my vast steps forward in the art of cooking over the last few years though, I'm pretty proud of myself so it means a lot that you're proud of me too. Thanks man.
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Post by Storm on Nov 4, 2013 19:38:34 GMT
After a long day at university, my well-deserved dinner. Gotta love Nutella.   |
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Post by Shadow on Nov 4, 2013 21:31:12 GMT
Lol Storm, this is how its done... First, you chop an onion like a baws and cut yourself. Then you put it in a saucepan and heat that badboy up like so:  Then once the onions are nicely cooked you add in your beef/horsemeat:  Cook that till it looks horrible, like this:  Then you get this pot of awesomeness and shove it in the pan:  Mix that nuts in whilst still cooking the already cooked meat and stuff until it looks like this (protip - keep cooking whats already cooked until there is a nuts-ton of steam and it spits burning hot juices over your delicate hands):  Throw away your rubbish like this:  Sprinkle in some herbs and sheet + secret ingredient. Prepare some spaghetti (no photos cus it literally takes no skill, hence why I can do it). Then shove your tasty bolognese in a bowl on top of the spaghetti. Proceed to eat like so:  I'm amazing I know. |
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