Post by Shadow on Jan 14, 2010 15:45:07 GMT
Im seizing control of the clan. Arch has been mia for a day or something meaning hes died in a serbian drug deal gone wrong, my fellow elders dont compare to my awsum-ness and everyone else is a lower rank than me. plus, im so much more awsum than anyone in this clan so theres only one possible outcome of this. i take command of the clan.
first things first the changes im making.
everyone is demoted to the new rank of nub, rank structure follows:
New Ranks:-
The Almighty God Among Nubs - Me
Nub - everyone/everything/god himself
Vassals of my empire:-
RBA - Romanian British Alliance
Treat them as equals except for Eien, he is to be used as a decoy in any battle and sent in to die/fight before anyone else.
Other things that are changing are umm
every thursday is shadow appreciated day to commemorate my coup and my total amazingness.
secondly, as clan founder rav has a special rank which isnt on the normal rank list. hes now at the rank of "honorary nubcake master" and he is one rank abover everyone in the nub rank.
every saturday at exactly 9:47pm ENGLISH time we stop whatever we are doing and pray to me for i am your god. prayers last for 2 hours and must not be stopped until exactly 11:47pm ENGLISH time.
also, note the underlining of English. We are no longer known as The Fallen Angels, our new name will be "Shads Mighty British Empire Movement" and our only goal is to bring about a new era of British dominance.
that said, i will still let the forgeigners(foreigners are also those who arent from Birmingham but are also in the UK such as u foxy
) in the clan stay for i am a kind god/leader. you will have 2 weeks from now to prove if u are worthy, if not u will be sent to work camps in the north pole to work for FA.
Finally, anyone challenging my rule will be shot in the face and then laughed at. YES IM GONNA BE A BRUTAL LEADER AS WELL.
Today starts the new age of British dominance.
For Shad and country!
and finally, to show im gonna be amazing/wrathful, a random quote that has absolutely nothing to do with this in any way:
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
first things first the changes im making.
everyone is demoted to the new rank of nub, rank structure follows:
New Ranks:-
The Almighty God Among Nubs - Me
Nub - everyone/everything/god himself
Vassals of my empire:-
RBA - Romanian British Alliance
Treat them as equals except for Eien, he is to be used as a decoy in any battle and sent in to die/fight before anyone else.
Other things that are changing are umm
every thursday is shadow appreciated day to commemorate my coup and my total amazingness.
secondly, as clan founder rav has a special rank which isnt on the normal rank list. hes now at the rank of "honorary nubcake master" and he is one rank abover everyone in the nub rank.
every saturday at exactly 9:47pm ENGLISH time we stop whatever we are doing and pray to me for i am your god. prayers last for 2 hours and must not be stopped until exactly 11:47pm ENGLISH time.
also, note the underlining of English. We are no longer known as The Fallen Angels, our new name will be "Shads Mighty British Empire Movement" and our only goal is to bring about a new era of British dominance.
that said, i will still let the forgeigners(foreigners are also those who arent from Birmingham but are also in the UK such as u foxy
) in the clan stay for i am a kind god/leader. you will have 2 weeks from now to prove if u are worthy, if not u will be sent to work camps in the north pole to work for FA.Finally, anyone challenging my rule will be shot in the face and then laughed at. YES IM GONNA BE A BRUTAL LEADER AS WELL.
Today starts the new age of British dominance.
For Shad and country!
and finally, to show im gonna be amazing/wrathful, a random quote that has absolutely nothing to do with this in any way:
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
